so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
you’re doing very well with this secret bullshit.
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous